Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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