True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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