I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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