so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
