So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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