check it out our google latitudes are spooning
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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