so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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