I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
he high fived his dick after we had sex
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
