the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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