So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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