His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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