whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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