Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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