She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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