Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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