with your own penis?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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