she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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