That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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