just survived the first fart of the relationship.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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