I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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