Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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