I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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