he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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