so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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