this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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