Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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