i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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