I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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