"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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