I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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