Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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