so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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