Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
You did what with his pubic hair?
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