he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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