never play flip cup with pint glasses
well you can't waste a boner
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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