So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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