I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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