Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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