Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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