Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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