I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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