The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Randomize
