The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize
