she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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