Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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