let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Congratulations! We have a period
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