it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I understand Curling. That high.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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