discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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