If i come over, it means nothing
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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