i just wanna soil my oats bro
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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